Thursday, January 2, 2014

Daniel Cook: Final Countdown

Most people call me Daniel; I am a finance major from Murfreesboro, Tennessee, and this is my story. The time is upon us. The waiting is almost finished. The prophecy shall become reality. I – no we – are mere days from embracing an escapade not unlike the moment preceding purchasing groceries when they have run dry. Except that moment has been extended to living for four months without the tried and true peanut butter. I know what you’re pondering. How is this possible? You must be a mad man! Well, believe me, I am no foreigner to the veracity of these questions and statements. However, with months of meticulous planning and innovation, I believe I have discovered the precise panacea that may give me a chance of survival. While I am hopeful, I am also realistic. I regret to announce that if my strategy takes a turn for the worse, this may be my last entry. Good luck to all finding themselves in similar situations.

P.S. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I’ll be studying abroad in London this upcoming semester. It should be a blast (other than the concerns in the above paragraph). I plan to make the most of an infallible opportunity such as this one. I would say primed and prepared are currently the most accurate delineation of my mindset. London can go ahead and increase their stockholder’s equity because they will be obtaining a multitude of reliable assets in the short future.

Cheerio

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